Title: A Sign of Old Age
Author: Black_Wingedbird
Rating: PG
Author's Note: got this idea from watching Comic View on BET, believe it or not. They were all sex jokes and, well…why didn't any one think of this before?
The guys of Nsync were kicking off their 2000 CD, No Strings Attached, by staring a tour. They were in Kansas City, performing the trippin' dance for Bye Bye Bye. The audience was soaking it up, and the guys loved doing it.
The girls went crazy for their famous pelvic thrusts and the guys kept it going till the next set.
"Bye Bye Bye- Ow!"
The guys turned to see who was in pain and found Chris stuck in his pelvic thrust. He ripped of his mic and yelled, "Guys! I think I threw my back out!"
Joey ran to help him as the others tried to think of something to say to the audience. "Um…we'll be back!" Justin said, then they ran to catch up with Chris and Joey.
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"Chris, its no big deal-"
"Yes it is! I'm 28, I'm not suppose to throw my back out doing a pelvic thrust! It just doesn't happen!"
Chris sat awkwardly on a chair, slightly uncomfortable. The others tried not to laugh.
"You know Chris, if I were a girl, I'd jump you so fast…" Joey teased.
"F- screw you!" Chris yelled. "Help me!"
"Don't we like, walk on his back or something?" Justin asked.
Chris got up a fast as he could and lay on the floor on his back. "Do it," he said.
"We'll have to walk on his stomach, cuz that's the way he's…bent," J.C. smiled.
Joey cracked up at Chris's position. "All you need is a bed and a girl," he laughed.
Chris ignored him. "J.C., you're the lightest, you do it."
"I don't want to hurt you or anything-"
"You won't, just do it!" Chris yelled, growing impatient.
"Okay…" J.C. cautiously took a step forward onto Chris's stomach, slowly working his way down to Chris's groin.
Chris felt the cracking as his spine went back into place. "Get off," he whispered, all the air pressed out of him.
J.C. stood on the floor, watching Chris gulp for air. "You okay?"
"Yeah," Chris replied, sitting up. "Thanks."
"No problem," J.C. said, helping him stand.
Joey started laughing again. "You better hope that doesn't happen when you're in bed with a girl. She'll freak out!"
"Joey, shut up!" Chris yelled. "It's not funny. Let's just get back out there and finish the concert. And I wont thrust so hard," Chris added, putting one hand on his back.
"Okay, whatever," Joey smiled. "Old man."
End